Tuesday, January 8, 2013

On Notice 2013

I used to be a huge fan of The Colbert Report [I still am but I don't watch it anymore]. One of my favorite segments he did was the "On Notice" board. Please see:

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
On Notice/Dead to Me - Word of the Year
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical Humor & Satire BlogVideo Archive

This year, a few things are "On Notice" by yours truly. [While doing some research for a video, I found an "on notice generator"]

Now, keep reading if you want to know why!

1. Leggings as Pants

Now, to be honest, I'm jealous of people who are so bold as to wear things that aren't pants as pants. They are comfortable. They are pretty much my daily attire inside my own home. I wish I felt as if it were acceptable to wear leggings as pants.

2. Hashtags

Just stop.It's getting to be too much.

3. Bras as tops

Does this even need an explanation? 

4. Disneyland

This one is hard to admit. I grew up going to Disneyland. I love Disneyland. But they, apparently, don't love me (or any of their devout local attendees). Their prices have gone up and it's ALWAYS crowded. I remember a time where the prices where somewhat decent and there was an "off season" where you could just walk onto the rides. This is no longer a reality. I think our disney days are over. Which is why I had to put Disneyland on notice :(

5 and 6 need no explanation either. They barely deserve a mention.

7. Secrets

Why do I hate secrets? Well, most secrets are bad, but even the most innocent of secrets can lead to speculation and eventually gossip.  Sometimes I know secrets, and people ask me things, and I don't know how to respond. I don't want to lie, but I don't want to share someone's secret. Secrets put me in a bad spot. No more secrets.

8. Weird Baby Names

After watching the baby names from utah video, and hearing some friends of friends of friends baby names, I just can't take it anymore. I have like a million friends having baby names, I just hope they make a good decision when naming their child.

The End. I sound like such a complainer. Maybe I should do a post of things I'm excited for. Ok Ill try.


  1. I'm sorry I wear leggings as pants and that you had to see me like that. they're just so darn comfy. sorry I don't look good in them. sorry you and Stephen and Sam hate me. SORRY FOR EXISTING.

    and I plan on naming my first child moonunit dweedle Christensen.

    1. Ok, I was being dramatic. Some people look good in them, including you. And it's true, they are so comfy. Like I said, I'm jealous. You could pretty much do anything on my list that's annoying and I would still love you so just act like this doesn't apply to you. K thanks.

    2. hahahahahah. thank you. thank you for letting me get away with everything.

  2. hahaha! i love this list. p.s. i hope you approve of samuel, david wouldn't let me name him something "weird"!